Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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