He is such a slut. More and more my type.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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