she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I love you.
Bad choice
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