I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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