so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Come see our sink grown plant.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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