Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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