How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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