with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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