Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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