I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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