Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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