Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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