Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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