Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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