drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize