Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
The power of my boobs compel you
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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