apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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