Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Randomize
