No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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