I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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