She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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