There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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