how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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