if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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