Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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