Soap is not a condiment
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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