I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Alive.
So much puke
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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