Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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