She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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