i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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