That's intense
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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