he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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