going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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