i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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