normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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