i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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