We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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