You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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