Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
