And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I am naked and annoyed.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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