I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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