His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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