Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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