I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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