genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize