Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I love you. Go after that dick
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Pooping to opera.
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