Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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