I'm really into asian looking animals
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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