I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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