i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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