Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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