I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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