Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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