I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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