When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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