I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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